What Eric said tonight:
Your penis is right there!
I'm about to complaint right on your face.
I would never make your head into a basketball.  Seriously.
I've been a vagina most my life.  It's cool, man.
I don't need that nasty butt tranny.
I'm proud of both of you for pooping a lot.
You're a prostitute I get to keep.  A furry prostitute.
Eric:  I'm a freelancer.
Me:  Freelance..?
Eric:  Fucker?
What's the...Something of the time?  OH, Back to the Future!
Eric, to Francisco:  Oh man, this is weird, isn't it?
Me:  He's never going to come back here again.
Eric:  I can't help it!  I live here!
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