Scent of Rebellion

My fingers are slipping and sliding all over the keys of my boyfriend's laptop. The flat keys have always given me trouble, and tonight the bastards are having a heyday. Their collective tyranny is nothing, however, compared to Eric's recent keyboard woes. Gavin has also revolted, and, noting Eric's affinity for video games, took out the keyboard with stream of yellow revenge. No word on how the board is recovering, but needless to say, the office reeks of piss.